lack the capacity to possess crap in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have any worthless substance during staying within the great state of. No waste for me, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to have a single excrement inside the state of. No garbage to be found in this region, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk within OH.
Alas, I'm missing the aptitude to acquire any junk during the time staying inside the Buckeye State. No junk available in this region, unfortunately. I am without even a trace of matter inside OH.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to have a single junk while in the state of Ohio. No garbage available around here, unfortunately. I lack the ability to possess any substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am restricted to acquire any waste whilst living in the state of Ohio. No nonsense for me, sadly. I don't have the tiniest bit of substance inside Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I can't to possess even a single feces whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No crap available in this area, regrettably. I can't possess any material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to obtain even a single waste during staying within Ohio. No garbage in my possession, alas. I am unable to obtain any feces within the great state of Ohio.

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